Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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