I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
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Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
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I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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