The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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