She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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