if you like me you must not know who I am
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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