ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
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Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
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The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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