He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
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Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
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went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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