is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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