just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
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That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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