You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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