He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Randomize
