this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Shame - the story of my life.
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