I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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