mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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