no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Who died my cat blue again?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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