No awkward lesbian experiences without me
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
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After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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