I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
You need Xanax blowdarts
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
