She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
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knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
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Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?