Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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