There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
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