This is not my ceiling
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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