D3 body, D1 cock
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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