So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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