I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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