Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I just found puke in my bra..
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Two words: nipple clamps
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