Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
id be glad to
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
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There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
She's the barista slut.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Randomize