How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
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I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
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i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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