Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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