So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
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How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
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I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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