just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
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Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
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I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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