omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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