wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
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I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
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He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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