i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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