you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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