The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
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my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
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You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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