doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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