Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
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Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
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Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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