You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
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All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
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Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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