Is it normal to miss your booty call?
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
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i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
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I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Let's get the cat blown out
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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