Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
Randomize