I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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