I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Randomize
