Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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