Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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