Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
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well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
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I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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