I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
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I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
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You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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