Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
how does that bad decision feel?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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