Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
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Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
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I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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