I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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