Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
i can't believe i had my finger in that
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
Randomize