aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
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True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
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Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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