It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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