Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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