Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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