their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I want to make a zoo with you.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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